To start off this nerdfest, I have to tell you that I'm putting off writing my last paper for the semester to do this. Because I care and I was concerned that you might not make it if I waited to post something new. And maybe because I don't care about the paper. Maybe.
You know, "nerd" is a funny word.
First of all, it sounds funny.
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd. Nuh-urd. Nerd.
See what I'm saying?
Secondly, it either describes a person or a piece of candy.
Shame on you, Willy Wonka, for confusing us all.
Unfortunately for you, I'm not here to talk about a candy giveaway. Nor am I talking about giving away actual human nerds, because that would be equally weird and about 1,000 times more illegal. Nope. No giveaways here. At least not yet...
